From the Myriad Mountains of Moldova the Masses Celebrate their Courageous Champion.  Tis that Fabled Folly of Fortitude.  The True Testicular Torment of Tunisia.  The Unabashed Undefeated Unfathomable Ubermensch of Uganda.

Here steps the Masked and Mustachioed Muscle Man of Moldova!  The Pinnacle of Perfection.  The Definition of Devastation.  The Embodiment of Entitlement.  The Personification of Pretty Good.  The Asymptote of Amazing.  The Apex of Awesome.  The Veranda of Victory.

They call him Danger!

Danger Fontaine.