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*it cuts clean across my thigh, leaving a nice, open gash*

Excuse you, sir? That one hurt.

*swings the sword at your midsection*
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*Brings my hand up to block the swing, grasping onto the hand with which you hold the hilt at the last second*

That's kinda the point.

*Reversing my grip on my weapon, I slam my fist into your face before moving to slice your throat in the same motion*