[quote=@Host]
<Snipped quote by Blabbo>

I’d call her Slash, but she’s a lot closer to Smash right now.
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*sighs*
And unfortunately, when she is inebriated, it lasts way longer than a normal human. It takes a lot to get her drunk, but she is drunk for a long time when it kicks in.
*pushes open the door*
Have a great rest of your day!