[hider=(THE) MOLE-MAN]
Name: [color=sandybrown](THE) MOLE-MAN[/color]
Gender: -MAN
Age: 33 YEARS (36 in MOLE-MAN YEARS)
Hometown: THE BENEATH
Appearance: BROWN FUR. LONG CLAWS. HUNCHED and FREAKISH.
Height: TOWERING (at full stretch; normally AVERAGE)
Weight: UNTHROWABLE
Sexuality: DEMISEXUAL (SWITCH)
Habits: DIGGING
Likes: DIGGING, JEWELRY, CLOWNS
Dislikes: UNDIGGABLE TERRAIN, HAPHAZARD SPOKEN POETRY, ROSHAMBO, SUFFOCATING
Reason for becoming a Trainer: GYM BADGES. THEY'RE SO GODDAMN SHINY. WHAT THREAD IS THIS?
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THE MOLE-MAN digs because MOLE-MAN knows no other life.
Abandoned by his parents at a young age, MOLE-MAN has spent his existence in the relentless pursuit of identity. The MOLE-MAN people don't have public schooling, so his direction in life has fallen entirely to his own misguided judgment. For a time, he was a thief, a burglar, burrowing into the basements of innocent people and making off with things he didn't know the names of. It is still that time. MOLE-MAN still does that.
In his travels, THE MOLE-MAN has met many people; made many friends, and many more enemies; stumbled into countless situations he did not understand, and came out almost always worse for his trouble. Once, he was challenged to a game of rock-paper-scissors for his freedom after the police caught him trying to steal a wine cask, and he lost because he could only do paper or scissors. He dug out of prison, but the experience changed him. He is still trying to reckon with the consequences - that is, the concept of consequences.
In Japan, THE MOLE-MAN is known as ホームインベーダーさん.
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Personality: SOCIOPATH. EASILY BAFFLED.
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