Karen: Why didn’t you tell me my house was haunted?

Kenji: I apologize for the inconvenience, but we did state in the contract you signed that a murder took place there.

Karen: You expect me to read all of that? That contract was 10 pages long! You people are trying to scam me. I want a refund!

Kenji: I’m sorry ma’am. All sales are final, we can’t issue any refunds… But we can…

Karen: I don’t want to hear excuses. Get me your manager! Ugh, you people can’t do your job properly. Don’t you know, customer is always right?

Kenji: *Eye twitches* You want to speak to manager? I’m sorry, he’s unavailable right now. But you can SPEAK TO THE FUCKING KNIFE BITCH! *stabs Karen with an energy blade*

*Karen dies*

Kenji: THE CUSTOMER IS WRONG!