Okay. So I finished the few (twenty seven) games on my phone. With a few decent surprises. But I'm glad that I didn't need to pay for any of them. <.<'

"Dandara: Trials Of Fear Edition" was the one I was most eager to try. (Due to it being a Metroidvania & liking its art style.) Thus, I tried to save the best for last. But the controls weren't good enough for how bullshit the gameplay was. (And it didn't even have the proper controller support as advertised. Since the (PS4) buttons weren't properly displayed.

"Ticket To Earth" was one that I almost avoided due to its unappealing art style. But I'll give it this, the core gameplay loop is actually pretty engaging. [i]For a while.[/i] (And it felt like a more 'full' experience. For a phone game.) But the many characters, dialogue-heavy cutscenes, and storyline were so damn uninteresting. (That I didn't get past Chapter Two. Because its combat was getting a little repetitive for its own good.) [i]And there was nothing else keeping me there.[/i]

"Detective Mimo" does Doki Doki Literature Club better. (If that doesn't kind of spoil the game's tricks already.) But with this, and "There Is No Game", 'quirky puzzle games that take full advantage of being on a phone', seem to be the best genre of app games.
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[b]And[/b] the reward for "most egregious game to pay money for" goes to...

[b]*drum roll*[/b]

"A Normal Lost Phone" has FIVE goddamn puzzles and the shittiest music you'll ever hear, for about 4 bucks. (I swear it had to be made on a "I dare you to make a game less interesting than Gone Home" bet.) With it also having a very mysterious mystery. 

[i]Here, let me give you the set up, and you can take a wild stab in the dark at guessing its conclusion.[/i]

Game: Reading texts of how this person's parents are very unapproving of him suddenly breaking up with his girlfriend. And they're so so so confused as to why their son wouldn't date the [b][i]perfect girl[/i][/b] (As you're hearing the shittest indie music imaginable, playing on a loop in the background.)

[b]This is not a mystery, writers. [i]Try harder.[/i][/b][hr]
But I digress. Now I get to focus on my Steam library, and play [i]real[/i] video games. Yay!