So I came across a character.... A princess vampire assassin mayor who: -Wears 12 inch heels in combat. -Has met every American President. Responsible for the assassination of Kennedy. -Can disarm men with a smile. -Knows all magic. -Been an intern for Apple, Sony, SpaceX, etc. -Can speak ten thousand languages and is an animal whisperer. -Is a poet, a mother, married to Matthew McConaughey. -Graduated from Princeton. -An immortal. -Advocate for orca rights. Also can turn into one. -Won three Academy Awards, the Noble Peace Prize for a hip hop album. -Cooks 5 minute rice under 30 seconds. -Is 12 years old.