May I join?

>My name is Akio Barre. I am [22] years old.
>I look like a relatively buff, tanned young man with a bit of stubble and a wispy mustache that might remind you of an explorer cliche. My eyes are a weird color, but hell if I care. Life around the Academy moved too fast anyway for much notice. 
>I am person that always has a bad hair day and never seems to have had his morning coffee.
>At the Academy I majored in [Non-Magical History]
>My favourite extracurricular activity was Baking.
>I have 0 gold.
>I have 0 clones.
>My goals are... Find the most explosive wand possible.
>Inventory: I like to carry a knife on my belt, but that's about it. We are only testing wands, right?
>Robes
>Fragile Bastion Gem 1/1: 20 minute charge time. A small blue diamond shaped object that fits in the palm of your hand. Spend a charge to teleport yourself to the location of another Magical Academy Alumni. That's all it does. Do not be concerned by your Bastion Gem. Disclaimer: not suitable for children under 3. Do not consume.