[quote=@Mistress Dizzy]
*deeply frustrated sigh* So I can't quite understand how Dungeon Master's Guide works... I can't seem to choose any feats, backgrounds, etc... anyway. It's 10pm and I am determined to finish this sheet one way or another.
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Do you mean dungeon master's vault? If so it's been a while since I used it but I remember it's a [i]lot[/i] of manually entering stuff and setting them up.