[b]Tae Bo  (Pronounced "Tie Bo")
Location: Crack Shack[/b]

Tae Bo awoke suddenly in the Crack Shack after meditating on the sun hours earlier.  He took out his fists and decided to fight his way out of the cursed shack.

"I'm going to get up off this floor!" He declared to himself. The floor was indeed wet and slippery, as if it was newly poured concrete.

He dashed about the room, punching and stomping at the ceiling, to no avail. "THIS IS HURTING ME! HELP ME!"

As he moved into a corner, he saw a door, which he immediately kicked in.

Before him was a staircase. He took the first step up, and almost immediately fell down, hurtling himself down the staircase. He then smashed his face on the stairs, cutting his cheek and eye. As he was bleeding, he reached out his hand and forced a "Boomerang" to appear in his hand.

The Boomerang materialized in front of him, and the ground erupted beneath his feet. He fell from the cliff and landed on a bed. "Whew. I'm alive!" He said, looking around for something to help with the blood.

He pushed his head in a bin and took a paper towel. He wrapped his face, which was bleeding profusely. As he did so, a room spun out of his vision. 

He fainted and then woke up, lying in a bed that had spawned next to Plench and Riley.

"Hi guys," said Tae Bo.

Riley was sitting on the bed's side and dressed in her sombrety clothes. "Yeah, it's me." Said Plench, who was lying down on the bed, crying out in pain.

"Oh, it's a shame that you're bleeding again. That's not fair, Plench!" Said Riley. "Don't worry, it'll heal eventually."

"This is not fair at all! It's like you're mocking me!" He exclaimed. "Am I going crazy? Why do you guys want to break me?"

"We just want to help you. Aren't you happy now? Don't you feel bad that you tried to escape but failed?" Said Plench.

"Right! Thank you so much! This is the best day of my life! You guys are so good to me!"

Tae Bo and Plench took some more time to talk. Eventually, they started making out. It wasn't long before they had started having sex. "You know, Riley, I think you'll make a great Boomerang user. You look so sexy when you fight! Heh, I bet you could take out ten zombies just by sucking them dry!"

"How dare you talk about zombies like that! I would never even let you play with them! What if you get lost in a city and you find one on the ground?"

"Oh, you know, there are no zombies in Crack Shack. That's the weird part. I can see them." Said Tae Bo. "You guys don't know how hard it is to be this awesome guy. "

"Tae Bo's getting possessive over Riley. Let's stop the act." Said Riley.