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Getting ready for dumb “Siri, what’s the weather supposed to be like tomorrow?” 
“I don’t understand, but here’s what I found on whether or not tomorrow likes you.” Jokes
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In a previous game, the gm asked Siri to show him the local restaurants, so I belted out this list:

The Dead Necromancer's Tavern (*) - This quiet tavern located on Church Street in Undertaker's Alley is notorious for the nightlife, people are dying to get in. Raise Your Spirits nights on Saturdays offer half-off drinks for terminal illness sufferers.

The Immoral Demon Bar (* * * * *) - A lively location on Phoenix Row where they say you can make a deal for just about anything. Notorious for their cursed magical weapons decor and their Dancing Hands review, a specatular animated display of former customers hands who made the mistake of touching  one of the weapons without permission. Remember, you can look, just don't touch.

The Fish Bar (* *) - Dockside on Front Street, this is a fisherman's tavern that offers an excellent clam chowder, sushi, and cheap beer. The caverns entrance sees a brisk business from the harbor mermaids.

The Common Prayer (* *) - Just off of Church Street on Dawn Avenue, this humble bar offers an assortment of gruel, pottage, rye bread, and the house ale. Every night is Sermon Night, where you get a lecture while you're eating following the cancelation of Exorcism Sundays due to licensing issues.

The Vile Elixir Alehouse (* * * *) - On Tower Road opposite the Secret Asylum of Time and next door to the Cloister of Doom, favoried by wizards, witches and warlocks. Closed Mondays.  High marks for the Shepards Pie, pulled pork, and their Baked Apple, as well as a fine assortment of cheeses. Specialty drinks, although the Hangman's Doom should be avoided.
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To help with making a calendar, how many days are there in a year for this world? What are the days of the week, the name of months? How many days are in a month, typically?