[center][h1][color=035C02][b]Takin Bent[/b][/color][/h1][/center]
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Shrugging as the big man ignored his offer of food, Takin resumed stripping the meat from the bone. Watching as interactions between some of the monster hunters that seemed to know each other unfolded, he began to wonder [i][color=035C02]What is this? Some sort of gala? Everyone likes to talk tough but none of it fucking matters until shit's dead and you aren't.[/color][/i] Aggressively, he rips a large chunk from the leg and chews furiously as he continues to observe. Some dude sticks a finger in a gun, [i][color=035C02]Wow that's fucking smart. [/color][/i] He scoffs to himself before some dude with a mask on drops from the fucking ceiling, and there's even a talking miniature statue. [i][color=035C02]Oh my gods, it's like a fucking circus in here.[/color][/i]

The Queen's commanding voice drew his attention from the absolute racket around him and he turned his attention to her, stripping the last remnants of meat off his turkey leg. Everything sounded quite route at first, bruja in a cave [i][color=035C02]That's not ideal.[/color][/i] Big nasty lizard bastard [i][color=035C02]That's more like it.[/color][/i] And.... teams. [i][color=035C02]Fuck.[/color][/i] He took accepted his ticket and let out a long sigh as he slowly turned it to reveal the number. 1. Dread sinking into his bones he saw the small group of them.... [i][color=035C02]Great, looks like today I join the circus.[/color][/i]

Walking over and joining the forming group, he is quickly overlooked as they begin to banter and flex once more. Growing increasingly frustrated by the antics, he finally cannot contain himself. Waving the stripped bone around, getting as close to the median eye level of these idiots as he could gauge, he spoke up. [color=035C02]Alright you prissy princesses, we get it. He's overcompensating for something, she hates the world, you all are so goddamned strong blah blah fucking blah.[/color] He points the bone flippantly and vaguely in directions as he speaks before tossing it over his shoulder with a shrug. [color=035C02]We wouldn't all be here if we weren't all needed for this hag in a cave and her lizard bodyguard. I'm sure you are all masters of whatever field you specialize in, and that's [i]great,[/i] truly. I, however, can't do shit against magic, so I'm on team lizard fuck. What team do the rest of you play for?[/color] He crossed his arms as he looked around, gazing up at each one, not letting his smaller stature phase him in the slightest.