[quote=@Meta]
<Snipped quote by Yatagarasu>

*Stomps on the prongs of one of the forks, launching it spinning up into my outstretched hand*
Die, Shion impersonator!
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Good plan! Because not only does dad not know I'm here, not only does mom not know I'm here, but [i]you[/i] are definitely the one to take out someone impersonating your family!