[quote=@Yatagarasu]
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It doesn't count when it happens because you're short.
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*Rotates the angle of the magnifying glass as I continue examining the functional differences between them and my own, and responds calmly enough to not disrupt my hand placement*
That’s a very brave or very stupid thing to say to someone with a pointy object next to your face.