I go to sleep... wake up... and there's a clusterfuck of an argument. I swear to Heimdall...

You all need to grow the fuck up. Sure, RPing is fun. Sure, it's nice to have pride in your characters. Sure, you should at least be a LITTLE serious if your character gets into a fight. But for fuck's sake, you two are having about the biggest dick-waving contest I've seen in weeks.

Khan: Sukoh would have bitten down harder, because there's no real way your guy's arms could have wrapped around the bear's massive fucking head to hit it with a downward strike.

LeeRoy: Snarg's damage, while severe, would be less than you're trying to say it is, due to the broken jaw causing Sukoh intense pain and likely loosening its grip.

Now for the love of all things Norse, everyone shut the fuck up about who's digital phallus is more engorged than whoever else's.

The new topic is as follows: Video Games. Favorite? Least Favorite? Most memorable gaming moment?