Also, on the subject of trauma, let me share with you this gem I got when messing around with the [url=https://perchance.org/incorrect-quote-generator]Incorrect Quote Generator[/url] a while ago. I got a few, but this was probably my favourite:

Fellwing: We call that a traumatic experience.
Fellwing, turning to Shieldwing: Not a "bruh moment".
Fellwing, turning to Stargaze: Not "sadge".
Fellwing, turning to Skobeloff: And DEFINITELY not an "oof LMAO".