Heh, here's a few of them that I thought were fun. xD

Shieldwing: What doesn't kill me better start running, because now I'm fucking pissed.

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Cop: You ran a red light.
Skobeloff: So did you, hypocrite.
Cop: I was following you.
Skobeloff: That was dumb, I'm a terrible driver.
Cop: Get out.

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Fellwing: As someone who has a long history of not understanding anything, I feel confident in my ability to continue not knowing what is going on.

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Skobeloff: I will send my army to attack!
Skobeloff: *releases a dumpster of raccoons*

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Stargaze: What happened to your nose?
Shieldwing: I used it to break some guy's fist.


Heheh, this is weirdly addicting. But yeah, I should probably get a post done sometime soon. xD