"Ghost Song" might've left the worst first impression of any Metroidvania that I've played thus far. (To the point where I feel like these overwhelmingly positive reviews are straight up dishonest.) And I wish I looked into the game’s general opinions a little bit further. (Like I do for most things.) [i]Because it certainly doesn't sound like it's going to get any better...[/i]

To be blunt. Here's my future review; [b][i]This game gets absolutely. everything. wrong.[/i][/b] Play literally any other Metroidvania game over this.

Note for future self: Games in development hell are basically always there for a reason, and should be avoided like the plague. [i]Thanks for coming to my TED-talk.[/i]