[quote=@Lord Orgasmo]
The only time I've ever broken a boke is when I broke my wrist playing Wii Bowling. I ended up tripping over my dog and landing on the fireplace. It's also how we found out I'm allergic to Fentanyl. Fun times.
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I still have yet to break a bone despite my history of wiping the fuck out all the time. There was so many incidents where I crashed and burned during my childhood I'm surprised I didn't break one. I used to gash the hell out of myself being stupid or by pure accident (going too fast on the merry-go-round at the park and crashing into the dirt, racing my friends down a lengthy strip of concrete on the last day of school only to trip and fall, etc.). But nope; no broken bones for me.

Thankfully, it's been awhile since I've had an accident of that kind. :lol