[center][h1][b][color=c4df9b]Tayla[/color][/b][/h1][/center]

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"MOTHER F#$%-" 

Suddenly alert from the scream. Tayla poked her head inside. Their target, Lord Ru'Tev, had collapsed on the ground cradling his broken foot. 

Tayla smirked. Well, there was no way he was escaping from them now.

Abandoning her post, she walked up besides an amused Chres. The man leaned back in his chair and downed a sip of ale. 

Tayla frowned. What had been the point of giving him one of her flasks of water if he was just going to drink soon after?

[b][color=c4df9b]"What happened?"[/color][/b] She asked.

[color=00aeef]“Our good old tin man crushed the good lord's foot.”[/color] Chres said smiling.

Tayla raised an eyebrow. A lopsided grin on her face. [b][color=c4df9b]"So you going to jump in then?"[/color][/b]

[color=00aeef]“Nope.”[/color] Chres said as he took another sip of ale. [color=00aeef]“I think I'm good here.”[/color]

Tayla sniffed. Her head rose in disapproval.

Chres eyed her, frowned regretfully, then opened his mouth as if to walk back on what he said... But, Tayla was already gone. The man wasn't worth another second of her time.

Tayla rushed up besides Týfurkh and grabbed his left arm with both hands. Tugging his arm downwards, she hugged it between her chest. Acting as if she were Týfurkh's significant other.

"M-m-my foot..." Ru'Tev stuttered. His eyes were wide and he looked as if he were moments away from going into shock. "Pierce my eardrums!! My foot... it's broken!" 

Tayla, snapped her head towards Lord Ru'Tev and gasped. [b][color=c4df9b]"Honey! Look what you've done!"[/color][/b] Releasing her grip on Týfurkh's arm she tossed it to the man's side. [b][color=c4df9b]"See?! This is what I'm talking about, Love Bug. Your tin can isn't the fashion statement that you think it is! It's just a bulky mess that gets in the way of me and your supple skin."[/color][/b] Tayla said, flashing Týfurkh the sweetest smile she could muster. 

It was a smile that didn't fit her face. In fact, she could feel the corners of her mouth and eyes twitching under the stress of faking it.

"Fucking hell!!" Lord Ru'Tev shouted at Týfurkh. "Are you daft? Do you not know that we are in a bloody Divergent?! What are you thinking wearing that thing in this place?"

Tayla pushed Týfurkh aside playfully. [b][color=c4df9b]"That's what I keep telling him!"[/color][/b] Tayla said. [b][color=c4df9b]"I mean how are we even supposed to keep the mood going when things get spicy? It literally takes him an extra 30 minutes just to get undressed!"[/color][/b]

"To get undress?!" Ru'Tev sputtered seeming dumbfounded. "Bloody my Senses. Do you two louts not know who I am?"

[b][color=c4df9b]"An... unfortunate victim?"[/color][/b] Tayla said trying to play dumb. [b][color=c4df9b]"Taken to his knees by our everlasting love?"[/color][/b]

"Everlasting Love?!?!?!" He said exasperated. "No, you imbecile! I'm the lord of this town and prison!"

Tayla gasped, clasping her mouth with both hands. [b][color=c4df9b]"A Lord?! For real?! Oh Honey, Remember? You were just telling me a second ago how you always wanted to meet a lord in person! And look, here we are!"[/color][/b]

"Senses woman! What is wrong with you? Do you not realize what this means? With the snap of my fingers, I could have your 'Love Bug' tossed into a cell for negligence. Everlasting love be damned! You better start acting your place before I tear that love in two!"

Tayla released a second gasp and fell to her knees in a bow. [b][color=c4df9b]"My Lord, I didn't realize you had such power! Please, your greatness, forgive me and my big, lovable Teddy Bear. He's just a big, dumb, idiot after all. A big, dumb, idiot who likes to over compensate with an oversized bow."[/color][/b] 

Placing her palm to the side of her mouth, Tayla whispered just loud enough for both Týfurkh and the Lord to hear, [b][color=c4df9b]"Don't judge a book by its cover. His really is just a tiny pecker."[/color][/b]

Lord Ru'Tev turned flushed in the face. "Are you Crazed woman?" 

He looked around to the other patrons in the Hangache. "Am I the only one here who thinks this woman might be Crazed?!" He asked the people in the tavern.