[center][img]https://i.imgur.com/X2ry8D7.png[/img][/center] [center][hider=Doctor Nykannis Stats] [center][color=DarkMagenta][h2]Doctor Nykannis[/h2][/color] 4 | 4 | 6 | 21[sup]23[/sup] | 10 28[sup]23[/sup] | 28[sup]23[/sup] | 32[sup]23[/sup] | 42[sup]23[/sup] | 20 Oddball: Mad Science! Oddball: Weird Science! | MAXIMUM OVERLOAD!!! (Nyahahaha!), Advanced Hypermagitech Target Acquisition Array, Rapid Restorative Nanites, Hypertechnoarcane Omnidimensional Defensive Array, Multi-Phasic Magitech Mechadendrites Dual Weapon | Enhanced Outfit | Enhanced Weapon | Gifted | Size and Scale | Techno Thralls | Interdimensional Lab Free Agent | Ultratechnomystic Power Accumulator Pocket Dimension | Mad Scientist Supreme | Magical Overload | Super-Scientific Ultramagitech Army | Superscientific Ultramagitech Armada Alone | Monstrous Form | Centaur Layout | Nonstandard Limbs | Mental Mutation (Builder) | Second Specialization [/center] [/hider][/center] [center][color=DarkMagenta]Nyahahahaha! [i]My[/i] wall of text is even bigger than [i]yours[/i], Chloe! EAT IT, BITCH!!! NYAHAHAHAHA!!![/color] [color=888888]-Doctor Nykannis[/color][/center] Nykannis’s maniacal grin swiftly dissolved into an annoyed scowl as she continued to watch the thoroughly lackluster “showdown” between Penny and the Queen of Hearts. [color=DarkMagenta]“[i]Seriously[/i] Penny?”[/color] the mad scientist deadpanned. [color=DarkMagenta]“You honestly think taking a hostage is going to be an effective tactic against someone who regularly decapitates her followers for shits and giggles? I [i]thought[/i] you were smarter than that…”[/color] And that wasn’t the [i]only[/i] disappointing development. Although Phase Two had been phenomenally successful with their initial alpha strike, the Wonderlanders were now launching a counterattack. Her enhanced vision easily penetrating the dense plumes of smoke, Nykannis could see a new wave of reinforcements cresting the far hill, in particular, a squadron of tanks supported by several squads of infantry. Although both Team Primus and Team Secundus had advanced midway through the burning fields, they were both proceeding at a cautious pace and wouldn’t be taken unawares by this new development. However, [i]one[/i] member of Primus was apparently a little too eager to continue the carnage and had recklessly run ahead of her teammates. This lack of caution would have fatal consequences… Even as one of the tanks was utterly annihilated by the iridescent beam of a poly-phasic neo-neutrino particle projector cannon, [url=https://i.imgur.com/PhyLcfS.png]Primus-04[/url] found herself in the crosshairs of another tank’s main gun. Before she even realized the danger, Team Primus’s resident pyromaniac found herself flying through the air, the force of the enchanted shell having blown off her legs. No sooner had her battered body slammed into the ground, then a hail of enchanted bullets from dozens of magitech assault rifles and tank-mounted machine guns drilled into her prone form, before a second explosive cannon shell completely blew her apart. [color=ff2400]"Oho! that's gonna leave a mark!"[/color] The witch on Nykannis's shoulder commented with eagerness. Yet, the dismembered girl wouldn’t stay that way for long. Slowly, but inexorably, a swirling cloud of nanites began collecting the girl’s various blood-stained pieces and parts, before setting to work reassembling her. By the time the cloud dissipated, Primus-04 was as good as new, albeit still rather shaken up by her recent experience. [color=LightSlateGray]“Be more careful next time, idiot,”[/color] [url=https://imgur.com/NhxClyp]Primus-05[/url] admonished as she helped her teammate up. [color=LightSlateGray]“Doctor Kannis is watching,”[/color] she added. [color=LightSlateGray]“We can’t afford to be sloppy.”[/color] [color=DarkOrange]“Whatever!”[/color] the pyromanic snapped. [color=DarkOrange]“That fucking tank is MINE!!!”[/color] In a flash, she had darted off to leap atop the nearest tank and, like a flaming meteor, smash open its turret hatch, whereupon she promptly began bathing the war machine’s interior with technomantic flame. Meanwhile, two other tanks, having destroyed one of the towering sunflowers, were now advancing into the town itself in an attempt to outflank the defenders, but they wouldn’t have long to savor this accomplishment. Indeed, they would soon find themselves under attack by the members of Team Tertiarius, who, from their position above the battle field, rained a torrent of bylithyian beta beams, megamorphic macro missiles, and hypersonic polyphasic quantum crystal spikes upon the pair of unfortunate war machines. [color=DarkMagenta]“Excellent… [i]Most[/i] excellent…”[/color] Nykannis noted with approval as her creations handled the Wonderlanders’ counterattack with ease, barring a sole exception. And even [i]she[/i] was working on redeeming herself, having captured an enemy tank. Yes, everything seemed to be going quite well. And what was this? One of the other defenders was approaching her with questions. Clearly he knew an authority figure when he saw one. [color=DarkMagenta]“Well now, aren’t [i]you[/i] precious,”[/color] Nykannis said with an amused smirk as she loomed over the magical boy. Her smaller friend waved cheerfully at him. [color=DarkMagenta]“Are all the bright lights and loud noises starting to overwhelm your primitive little brain? Well, lucky for you, I’m [i]more[/i] than happy to explain things, and I’ll [i]even[/i] try to use small words so you’ll actually be able to understand what I’m saying. So, basically, Queenie over there (not the Brave Little Toaster, the [i]other[/i] one) found out your shithole of a city is the site of a Metaphysical Aetheric Generating Infinitely Coalescing Nexus, which she’d like to use for her own purposes, whatever the hell [i]they[/i] are. Unfortunately for her, you and your little pals already [i]live[/i] there, so to test your defenses, such as they are, she sent a bunch of wendigos to fuck shit up. Unsurprisingly for a group that includes the Tin Titan herself, you kicked their furry asses, leading Queenie to decide, in a rare moment of lucidity, that [i]maaaybe[/i] deploying her invasion force in the center of the fucking city [i]wasn’t[/i] such a great idea. [i]Instead,[/i] she decided that attacking some random town in the middle of farm animal fucking nowhere and using it as a staging area was a [i]much[/i] better plan. And it would have been, if only said town’s sole fucking magical girl wasn’t [i]also[/i] a popular streamer, which, let’s be honest, with everyone and their fucking dog streaming shit nowadays is something Queenie really should have considered in whatever passes for her ‘planning sessions’. [i]Anyways,[/i] I’m sure even [i]you[/i] can figure things out from there, though you really shouldn’t worry about any of this shit, since Phase Two here is handing those moronic Wonderlanders their collective asses as we speak. Oh! But you’re probably wondering what Phase Two even [i]is[/i], right?!”[/color] the Monarch of Mad Science added with a gleam in her many glowing eyes. [color=DarkMagenta]“Well, they’re nothing less than the next generation of magical girl, easily capable of rendering you and your pathetic little pals completely obsolete, and [i]all[/i] of them were created by [i]ME,[/i] DOCTOR NYKANNIS, QUEEN OF THE MAD SCIENTISTS!!! NYAHAHAHAHA!!!”[/color] [color=ff2400]"I'm just here to party."[/color] Jen casually added, glancing over at Primus-04's direction. [color=ff2400]"Speakin' off, ally-[i]oop![/i]"[/color] She launched herself off of Nykannis' shoulder, and with a quick teleport, landed on the tank 04 had captured. [color=ff2400]"Sooooo, calling shotgun?"[/color] She grinned. [hr] [center][img]https://i.imgur.com/q4au2SQ.png[/img][/center] [center][img]https://i.imgur.com/rSlSWzD.png[/img][/center] [center][hider=Connie and Mia Stats] [center][color=DarkOrchid][h2]Connie[/h2][/color] 3 | 3 | 4 | 3 | 3 5 | 4 | 6 | 22 | 5 Oddball: Nightmares | Tentacles Enhanced Weapon | Power Artifact | Mystic Artifact | Ally | Interdimensional Home Focused | Mental Link | Hidden Death | Mana Font | Mystic Might Alien Mind | Formless | Rival Force | Clueless [/center] [hr] [center][color=SpringGreen][h2]Mia[/h2][/color] 3 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 3 5 | 8 | 7 | 22 | 5 Wood | Barrage Enhanced Weapon | Dual Weapon | Purification Artifact | Big Red Button Blessing | Divine Competence | Gifted Item | Mana Font | Mystic Might Rites| Arrogance | Big Brother | Clueless [/center][/hider][/center] [center][hider=Angel of Hope Stats] [center][color=DeepSkyBlue][h2]Angel of Hope[/h2][/color] 3 | 3 | 5 | 4 | 3 5 | 8 | 6 | 14 | 5 Reinforcement | Third Eye Enhanced Outfit | Enhanced Weapon | Enhanced Sustenance | Wings | Gifted Job Satisfaction | Chatty | Mana Font | Mystic Might Cagey | Expendable | Big Brother [/center] [/hider][/center] [color=DeepSkyBlue][b]“My heavens!”[/b][/color] the Angel of Hope exclaimed as she and Gaia drew closer to the new arrivals and their apparent leader. [color=DeepSkyBlue][b]“Such horrific implements of violence! Truly, it pains this humble servant’s heart simply to gaze upon them!”[/b][/color] she added, placing her hands atop her chest. [color=DeepSkyBlue][i]Holy shit! They all look so fucking badass! And that huge-ass bitch cabbage tits is talking to looks like she’s packing enough firepower to solo ten behemoths! Damn it! I’d fucking [b]kill[/b] to have weapons like those! Instead, I get this lame as fuck staff that can only heal people…[/i][/color] A moment later, Annabelle sounded a retreat after witnessing the tanks destroy one of her gigantic sunflowers, a sight that brought Gaia a twinge of pain. [color=SpringGreen][i]May you rest in the peace of Mother’s embrace, noble guardian,[/i][/color] she bade the flower silently. [color=DarkMagenta]“Good idea,”[/color] Nykannis agreed with a smirk. [color=DarkMagenta]“You should leave the [i]rest[/i] of these losers to the [i]professionals![/i]”[/color] [color=DeepSkyBlue][b]“Indeed!”[/b][/color] the Angel concurred. [color=DeepSkyBlue][b]“There may yet be those in need of healing at the evacuation shelter and we must not delay in aiding them! Farewell, mighty champions!”[/b][/color] she called to the new arrivals. [color=DeepSkyBlue][b]“Know that this humble servant prays for your success and safety!”[/b][/color] [color=DeepSkyBlue][i]Smug fucking bitch…[/i][/color] As they headed back to the center of town, Gaia noted that Annabelle was setting up a number of smaller sunflowers to serve in both a point defense and anti-infantry role. [color=SpringGreen]“Excellent thinking!”[/color] the verdant maiden commended. [color=SpringGreen]“Please allow me to bolster their capabilities,”[/color] she added, raising Nature’s Blossom high and infusing the flowers with additional strength and vitality. [color=DeepSkyBlue][b]“This humble servant shall provide a blessing upon them as well!”[/b][/color] the Angel declared, conjuring a radiant aura around each plant. [color=DeepSkyBlue][i]Well, I guess these two aren’t [b]complete[/b] amateurs…[/i][/color] Back in the shelter, Connie had just been freed from MDP’s crushing embrace when she noticed that someone new had joined them. [color=DarkOrchid]“Eep!”[/color] she yelped, their sudden arrival having startled the incredibly nervous girl. [color=DarkOrchid]“O-Oh, u-um, h-hello…”[/color] she greeted the magical boy in a voice barely above a whisper. [color=DarkOrchid]“S-Sorry a-about t-that… I-I’m C-Connie,”[/color] she introduced herself, her mask forming a tentative smile. [color=DarkOrchid]“I-It’s n-nice to m-meet you, A-Aurelio.”[/color] [center][img]https://i.imgur.com/udsgqgr.png[/img][/center] [center][hider=MDP Stats] [center][color=DeepPink][h2]Magical Dream Princess[/h2][/color] 3 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 3 4 | 9 | 4 | 24 | 9 Oddball: Sweet Dreams | Barrage Wealth and Resources (not while tf'd) | Enhanced Weapon | Power Artifact | Dual Weapon | Natural Aging | Money | Intuition Focused | Mental Link | Hidden Death | Mana Font | Mystic Might Alien Mind | Formless | Rival Force | Clueless [/center] [/hider][/center] [color=DeepPink]“Like, thankie wankies for the helpy welpy, mister wister Aurelio Welio~! (giggle!)”[/color] MDP cheered as she bounced over to Aurelio and gave him a big hug. [color=DeepPink]“Golly wolly~!”[/color] she exclaimed after getting a better look at the magical boy. [color=DeepPink]“You’re, like, totally wotally a magician wician person werson~! Like, can you do magic wagic tricky wikies~?! And, and, can you, like, makey wakey those funny wunny baloonie woonie animals, too~?!”[/color] she asked, jumping up and down in childish wonderment. [color=DeepPink]“Can you~?! Can you~?! Can you~?!”[/color] However, before the magical boy could respond, something [i]new[/i] caught the easily distracted Princess of Dreams’s attention… [color=DeepPink]“Wowie zowie~! Samurai Wamuri-chan and her sister wister are heresie weresie, too~! (giggle!)”[/color] MDP exclaimed happily as she darted over to glomp the two sisters. [color=DeepPink]“Magical Dream Princess is sooo super duper happy wappy to see you againsie~! (giggle!) Ooooohh~! And she just [i]wuvs[/i] your matching watching outfit woufits~! (giggle!)”[/color]