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-- Steely Dan
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[sub][COLOR=darkgray]CHRISTOPHER CHANCE[/COLOR]
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[COLOR=darkgray]AMERICAN[/COLOR]   [b]|[/b]   [COLOR=darkgray]HUMAN TARGET[/COLOR]
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King Faraday -  Government agent
Onomatopeia - Assassin 

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[color=#2e2c2c]-[/color][/indent][/hider][/INDENT][indent][sub][sup][sub][h3][b][color=black] P O S T   C A T A L O G[/color]
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Are you a paranoid mob boss certain someone is out to get you?
Are you a scuzzy CEO who did the crime but doesn't want to do the time?
Are you once beloved child author that now has problematic takes you blame on "toxic wokeness"?

Then I am the man for you. 

Hi, my name is Christoper Chance and I'm the Human Target. For a reasonable and fair fee I will impersonate you. I'll be the decoy in your complex gangland plans. I'll do the crime while you relax on a beach in a country that doesn't have extradition. I'll go on cable news and either cool the flames, or if you'd like, double down on your problematic views while you're free to continue working on your side project of poorly paced and poorly written mystery novels. Every day we go through life with targets on our back. Receiving death threats is a mark of a highly successful individual. Heck, if you don't have enemies in life are you even living? Look, death comes for us all. But if you can stave off the inevitable, cold embrace of oblivion for a little while longer, why wouldn't you? Let me put that target on my back. I'm Christopher Chance and I get shot, stabbed, poisoned, and defenestrated so you don't have to.


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WIP



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