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//Pete...[/centre]

Age: 142
Birthdate: 6/9/1669
Occupation: Pirate, Plank Walker, Fisherman, Drunk, Mutinous Bastard. 
Sexual Orientation: He will try anything once. 
Hometown: Glacier Falls. 
Hobbies: Sleeping, drinking, fishing, having sex, plaiting his beard/nipple/back/crack hair, being cool. 
Likes: Sexy women, hookers, virgins, corsets, skanky boots, fish, rum, whiskey, having his nipples licked, body hair, oceans, ships, fires, tall tales, tattoos, facial hair, Vikings, singing. 
Dislikes: baths, being sober, working, getting wet, shaving his facial hair, beer, spewing, sharks, peg legs, sexy women who are married, people picking on his height, seagulls, wives, getting robbed, walking the plank, the English. 
Clothing: Is usually shirtless, barefoot and only wearing shorts, he is proud to show off his body/facial hair and tattoos. 
Weapon(s) of Choice: Fists, swords and axes.
Relevant History: Pete is an old style pirate. Back in the day he was captain of his own ship. That is, until the English Imperial Fleet caught up with him for public drunkenness, sleeping with the kings wife, mistreating whores and urinating on the English Flag. After spending 2 days in jail he planned a mass breakout with all the inmates. After escaping, he fled to Cuba where he was a major drug lord by the name of Senior Peterman, shipping Opium from China. This was short lived as the English caught up with him and hauled back to his English jail cell. After escaping for the second time, (this time because his inmate tried to get “up close and personal” with poor Pete) he joined a ship crew and set out back to sea. After pissing off the entire crew he was made to walk the plank. Luckily, he managed to swim to a deserted island where he became best friends with a palm tree. After 9 years, 6 months, 3 days, 7 hours 49 minutes and 2 seconds, he was finally picked up by another Pirate ship. He became a deck hand and slowly worked his way up to Captain as he influenced the crew into mutiny against the then Captain. After making him walk the plank, Pete finally had everything he wanted. 3 days later, he was made to walk the plank as the crew didn’t like him very much. This time, he was picked up by the English and hauled back to jail….for a 3rd time. After being branded a pirate and put on public display for people to throw rotten vegetables at him, he managed to escape by biting off a guards finger. And to this day, he has been on the run. Too bad for him, the guard he bit the finger off is now Commander of the entire English Imperial Fleet. Poor Pete. He enjoys company of whores and is a regular at Madam Lurve’s Sex Box on Proz Street. He has his many tats to disguise himself so the English won’t recognise him. He is often one for a tall tale. Best seen when he is drunk. 

Physical Description: 

Height: 4ft 9’ and 3/8ths
Eye Colour: Brown. 
Skin Colour: pale and covered in tats and hair. 
Facial/Body/Head Hair Colour: Snow white
Notable Scars/Injuries: many scars. Mostly hidden by his body and facial hair. Although, he does have nasty visible whip scarring from when he was in jail. 
General Physical Ability: Very fat. 
Optimist/Pessimist: Pessimist. 
Introvert/Extrovert: Introvert. 
General Intelligence: Shit for brains. 
General Attitude Towards Friends: Good natured, although he can be sour. Is always there for a laugh. 
General Attitude towards strangers: Rude and obnoxious. Although, if you catch him drink, he is always able to tell you the best whores and places to drink. Often fills strangers with tall tales. 
Mental Toughness: Weak