After writing that post, I realised that, had anybody else claimed to have a magical fairy godmother, Jub would have been at least a little skeptical. But because it's Brutrumukk, Jub is like "Seems legit." Both because Brutrumukk doesn't seem like someone who would make up something that fantastical and because it perfectly explains how Brutrumukk has survived this long despite how reckless he is.