[quote=@BrokenPromise]
But yes, "Good" GMs are strict, power hungry, masochistic jerks that keep an iron grip on an RP's direction. They give you the illusion of choice while guiding you to their end goal, like some evil mastermind or normal politician.
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Hey, you can't just talk about the RPG mod team like that, even if it is April Fool's Day.

I'll toss in my hat for this, just make some dumb fun bullshit for the holiday.