[quote=@Dark Cloud]
RIP no Medival McDonald's 
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When they eventually arrive at the place they're headed to, at the first street corner: 

[i]"Cometh one, cometh all! Hark to this humble street cri'r's w'rds!

Cometh to Sir John's Tav'rn! With locations scatt'r'd across the whole of the empire, we provideth cubiculos to rest in and the finest of pies to satiate weary traveleth'rs! Meat pies, fruit pies, mincemeat pies, hot sheep's feet pies, and eke Sir Wellington's most delightful pastry-wrapp'd meat loin!

Cometh one, cometh all! Hark to this humble street cri'r's w'rds!"
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