Shut up Tad, ...

...we all know you're a virgin.
...we all know you buy your shoes at Best and Less.
...we all know those curls are implanted pubic hair.
...we all know sexual dysfunction is not a personality trait.
...we all know you're the reason your parents are divorced.
...we all know you think Bieber is acceptable.
...we all know you smell like failure and cheese.
...we all know your town would never have you back.
...we all know you're the human embodiment of Jessica Black's 'Friday'.
...we all know you're the reason the McRib is seasonal.
...we all know America grows stronger in your absence.
...we all know good taste dies with every breath you draw.
...we all know just because you're a pussy doesn't make you a certified gynaecologist.