[COLOR=GRAY][INDENT][INDENT][i][color=799E5E]"Haleigh, I need you to read out the instructions while I use the tools provided to us. Whenever you have the time, of course."[/color]

And when she was close enough to them, Iñigo stopped messing around with the lever and turned to face her. They didn't care if Banjo was still close enough to listen in to the conversation. [color=799E5E]"Sorry if I am presuming or whatever, given we hardly know each other. But you can tell me if he's starting to bother you. I have dealt with my fair share of obnoxious tourists who have overstayed their welcome. But if you're fine with him around, then let's focus on this pretentious tent and be done with it before it's too dark to see."[/color]
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[/INDENT][/INDENT][hr][CENTER][img]https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1070792705547980842/1079957264212971520/image.png[/img][/CENTER][indent][sub][COLOR=SILVER][B]Location:[/B][/COLOR] [I]Pacific Royal Collegiate & University - Dundas Islands, Pacific Ocean[/I][/sub][sup][right][COLOR=SILVER][b]The Homecoming Trials: # 1.53[/b][/COLOR] [I]Team Bonding - Conflict Resolutions: "Boot meet arse, Arse... Boot."[/I][/right][/sup][/indent][sub][hr][/sub][INDENT][sub][color=SILVER][B]Interaction(s):[/B][/COLOR] Calliope - [@PatientBean], Hayleigh - [@Kuro], Iñigo - [@Mao Mao][/sub][SUP][RIGHT][COLOR=SILVER][b]Previously:[/b][/COLOR] [I]Team Bonding - Basic Introductions: "Mouth Meet Foot, Foot... Mouth."[/I][/right][/SUP]
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Banjo saw the same kind of red an Australian man sees when someone attempts to order him a Fosters lager.  The same kind of red that arises when someone goes the raw prawn and suggests barbies and "shrimp" are their parlance.

The same kind of red as when someone shittalks the sacred baggy green and the beloved Australian cricket team who it adorns.

Oh, fuck no, rude cun--...

[color=darkgoldenrod]"Right, listen [i]mate[/i],"[/color]  The word spat with the kind of malicious venom that only an Australian could ascribe to the word.  [color=darkgoldenrod]"You were just dealing with me at the peak of my civility, because I was trying to make a good first impression.  But we've pissed that away, so how about I just settle for making myself understood..."[/color]

[color=darkgoldenrod]"As I tried to explain, in the simplest of bleedin' terms, you find y'self a flat deck, slap that bad-boy down, pull the lever... [b]ONCE[/b], with a bit of rigour in it if you can actually muster it, and Bob's ya bloody uncle it unfurls into an instant glamp-shack.  I tried to explain it to-- well, there's the other thing..."[/color]  Banjo gestured at the blonde girl in the wheelchair.

[color=darkgoldenrod]"This is the point I'd refer to..."[/color]  He snapped his fingers in her direction repeatedly, too pissed off from the original affront to muster any more courtesy.  [color=d94a3f]"Haleigh."[/color]

[color=darkgoldenrod]"Cheers.  ...Haleigh, here, but you didn't even have the bloody decency to carry out basic introductions when Calli here... apologies...  Calliope here.  Overly familiar.  Was nice enough to do so.  You could have come out and said, I dunno, 'G'day Calliope, Evening Banjo, I'm Rude-Prick-Who-I-Still-Don't-Know-Who-The-Fuck-You-Are and this is Haleigh'."[/color]  

[color=d94a3f]"Iñigo."[/color]  

[color=darkgoldenrod]"Thanks again.  Helping.  Appreciated.  'G'Day Calliope, Evening Banjo, I'm-Rude-Iñigo-Who-Banjo-Now-Doesn't-Give-A-Fuck-Who-He-Is and this is Haleigh.  Boy, some weather it looks like we're about to have, eh?'"  But no.  No common bloody decency.  Now I'm going to be on my way to cool off and see if I can make any better headway with someone who isn't a total prick.  It's been lovely meeting you, Haleigh, if you need any more help, feel free to ask..."[/color]  He then pointed at Iñigo.  [color=darkgoldenrod]"You."[/color]  He spun the middle digit around and walked off.

...before turning after three more steps.  [color=darkgoldenrod]"Oh, and 'Tourist'?  Fuck off.  Sure I've been here five bloody minutes, but if you've been in this country any longer than me, I'd be bloody stunned."[/color]

And with that he stomped away.
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