[center][h1]RolePlayerGuild And The Haunted Cheesecake[/h1][/center] [center]By: Twisted Mind[/center] [hr] [i][u][b]DO NOT REPLY HERE. PLEASE SEND A PM FOR COMMENTS! (edit added on May 13, 2023)[/b][/u][/i] [i][b][u]NOW RECRUITING! SEND ME A PM/VM IF YOU WANT IN! (edit added on June 19, 2023)[/u][/b][/i] [hr] [hider=Cast] [list] [*] Ice Reaver [*] Red Rust [*] BrokenPromise [*] Kaga Classs [*] Twisted Mind [*] BaileyBlue302 [*] Dark Cloud [*] Periodity [*] Nakushita [*] Jonisca [*] Hungry Vandal [/list] [/hider] [hr] [center][h2]Part One: A Midnight Picnic[/h2][/center] It was a dark, empty, sleepy midnight hour. Most in the Guild were tucked up warm in their beds. But not everybody was asleep… Ice Reaver, Red Rust, BrokenPromise, Kaga Classs, and Twisted Mind were wide awake. They spent quite a few minutes debating where to meet up for a midnight picnic. The conversation went something like this: Ice Reaver: Hey! Where should we have our picnic at? Twisted Mind: How abt the mall in the general interest check sector? Red Rust: No! That place is creepy. How about the meadow in free? Twisted Mind: *mutters* That’s the point. Creepy is good. BrokenPromise: Eh. Too cliche. I say the map room in the nrp sector. Kaga Classs: Ew. That place is musty. The beached shipwreck in casual is way better! Ice Reaver: And get sand all over us and our food? Nty! Red Rust: Alright. How abt the bakery in advanced? Ice Reaver: Does it have cheesecake? Red Rust: Yeah. BrokenPromise: We can go there ig. Ice Reaver: Mk. I’m good with it. Kaga Classs: CHEESECAKEEEE! YASSSSS! Twisted Mind: Kaga, calm down. Anyway. I’m on board with it. Red Rust: Alr. C u there! With an agreed upon meeting place, the five of them head to the bakery in advanced. For an odd reason, it appears that the lights are already on and somebody had arrived before them. But when Kaga Class called out, there was no response. Until… “[i][b]Who dare wish to enter my bakery home?[/b][/i]” None of the five responded for around a minute before Ice Reaver spoke. “We were just going to have a picnic!” It was a long moment before the voice spoke again, and when it did, it sounded rather reluctant. “Well, if you do so insist. You may have your picnic here.” Ice Reaver: Ty! “On one condition- no, make that two…” Red Rust: Stupid disembodied voice. We just want to eat cheesecake and have a picnic at the weirdest hour of the night! Ice Reaver: Red Rust… be nice… at least this isn’t the mall in general like Twisted Mind suggested. Twisted Mind: THERE IS NOTHING WRONG WITH THE MALL! BrokenPromise: There’s a lot wrong with it… [hider=Twisted Mind and BrokenPromise get into an arguement while Ice Reaver speaks with the voice] Twisted Mind: Really? Tell me what’s wrong with it then! BrokenPromise: It’s creepy. It has dolls. It has clowns- Twisted Mind: Dolls are cute. And clowns are funny. BrokenPromise: You think dolls with eyes that follow you are CUTE?!? And clowns with knives that try to kill you are FUNNY!? WTF MAN! Twisted Mind: I wasn’t named Twisted Mind for no reason. BrokenPromise: Man, you really are weird. The mall is creepy as hell. Admit it! Twisted Mind: Nope. BrokenPromise: Psychopath! ADMIT! IT! Twisted Mind: No. BrokenPromise: Go away, you sociopath. [/hider] [hider=Ice Reaver speaks with the voice] Ice Reaver: So… uh… what are your terms- uh, what was your name? “Well, first off, you cannot eat cheesecake-” Kaga Classs: WHAT!? “Don’t interrupt me! Now there are three conditions!” Ice Reaver: Alright. Please, continue. “Two. One of my…” BaileyBlue302: Representatives? “Yes, thank you. One of my representatives must join you. And third, there is to be no talk of eating or harming cheesecake. Do we have a deal?” Ice Reaver: Yeah. We have a- [/hider] Twisted Mind: FINE! I’LL JUST TAKE THE CHEESECAKE AND LEAVE IF THAT’S WHAT YOU WANT! YOU HAVE NO STYLE! BrokenPromise: I have style. I’m just not an emo sociopath- NO! NOT THE CHEESECAKE! Twisted Mind: Yes. The cheesecake. Dark Cloud: This will be fun. Won’t it, Bailey? BrokenPromise: Don’t you dare bring innocent baked goods into this, Twisted! Twisted Mind: Why not? And it’s not baked if it’s a dairy product! BaileyBlue302: Yep. It really will, Dark. Watch them tear each other apart over a pie. “KIDS! Do you want a picnic in the bakery in advanced or not?” BaileyBlue302: Damnit. At the voice’s words, BrokenPromise and Twisted Mind stop fighting and the five enter the bakery. They are just starting to set up when the infamous Dark Cloud rises up from the tiled floor and takes on the form of a rather moody dark cloud. Dark Cloud: BaileyBlue302 should run you cheesecake worshiping, dairy eating, crust crunching, pie fighting, infighting infested, children over with a semi truck. BaileyBlue302(from the Backrooms): *laughs* Somebody put Dark Cloud up against Packgod. Dark Cloud(calling back): WHO? BaileyBlue302: NVM! OW- FU- There is a loud crash from the Backrooms and Dark Cloud sighs but does not go to help BaileyBlue302. The others return to their setup, thinking nothing of Bailey’s pain until they start eating. Most of the food that had been packed was some variation of cheesecake, but there were some other options so the voice’s conditions had been met. Until… well, let’s just say it flat out… [center][h3]“[i]Winguardium Leviosa vegan cheesecake![/i]”[/h3][/center]