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*Grabs the neck with two hand and swings upward as if hanging on a pair of monkey bars, before following through with a meteor kick and a lurch for something behind you*
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*Twists my body with the scythe, batting you squarely in the liver with its handle and flinging you back toward the eleven, my feet not shifting an inch throughout the process*