[quote=@Techspert]
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*Twists my body with the scythe, batting you squarely in the liver with its handle and flinging you back toward the eleven, my feet not shifting an inch throughout the process*
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*Slides across the shore of the river and regains my footing, launching off with the same blurred speed as before and hurling each half of the scissors at the same target behind you*