[quote=@Legend]
<Snipped quote by Techspert>

*Hits the ground and bends my knees at a sharp angle to kick up against the bottom flat of your scythe, then pushing off my hands to hoist the entire thing above myself and lurching at the weapon's neck, using it to propel myself past your shoulder at ludicrous speed*
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*Pivots to turn around and spins my scythe around my hand, maintaining a perfect circle of metallic death in the middle of your path*