[center][h2][color=BB2F56]Ichiban[/color][/h2]
[b]Lv.[/b] 2
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[b]Location: The Under - City of Tears, Terminal Cafe[/b]
([@DracoLunaris] / [@Archmage MC])[/center]
[color=BB2F56]"Yo, can I ask, just what the hell's going on?"[/color]

Revealing himself on the fringe of Nadia's, Sectonia's, and the Troop's discussion, Ichiban leaned over the table, a cup of hot tea in hand, though he was quick to stash it inside his jacket, however that worked out for him. Whether he followed them to this point or merely happened to be in the same location due to the comedic laws of the universe, who knew.

[color=BB2F56]"I'm pretty sure when I woke up this morning the world wasn't full of freaky skeletons or pig monsters."[/color] He gestured vaguely at the undead-filled cafe. [color=BB2F56]"Now though, it's all [i]here[/i]. Feel like I just got over a head cold and everything's like, clear in my head. And you guys seem to know a lot about what's goin' on."[/color]

Ichiban pulled up a chair from an empty table, slotting into place between Nadia and Bowser. [color=BB2F56]"Know I'm just some guy you all met today and you probably don't need to explain anything to me, but Iiiii'm... kinda really freakin' out right now."[/color]

To help make his point, Ichiban jerked a finger up at Bowser. [color=BB2F56]"Like, this guy's [i]Bowser[/i]! The real one! An' the P kid we just beat up, I'm like, seventy percent sure he was from a game too. We're in a world full'a video game characters!!"[/color] Despite the nervous breakdown he was bordering on, Ichiban dug around his pocket for a mini muffin. He took a bite, opened his mouth to continue talking, stopped, then spat it out onto the floor. [color=BB2F56]"Uggghh, right, poisoned."[/color] He looked at the muffin with disappointment and disdain before stowing it away again.

[color=BB2F56]"I'd just, I'd really like to know what kinda thing I'm dealin' with here. 'cuz it obvious I ain't home in Japan."[/color][hr][center][color=BB2F56]296 Words
+1 EXP[/color][/center]