[hider=Kristo Vosu] [b]Name[/b] Kristo “Silver-Tongue” Vosu [b]Age[/b] 28 [img]https://i.pinimg.com/564x/b4/32/65/b432658fe20b8ec8f5e16e73ac8ee471.jpg[/img] [b]Physical Description[/b] Stands at 6’2 and weighs roughly 165 pounds. He’s a more athletic-leaning build but doesn’t do much to really tone it up except for keeping himself looking good and healthy. [b]Personality[/b] Kristo is someone that probably can talk his way out of anything if the other person is of average intelligence. His nickname “silver-tongue” comes from his charming demeanor and the way he deals with his words and situations. For some reason, he is usually great at distractions and getting out of situations. Other than being charismatic, Kristo is somewhat of a goofy character that tends to have a welcoming and friendly personality. He loves telling jokes that most people would find dumb, maybe offensive, and most of the time get him punched. For some reason, getting punched for his jokes is not enough and he will randomly state the obviousness of a situation. Other than being somewhat of a charismatic dumbass, Kristo can barely tell the truth, especially to people he doesn’t trust. He has been called a pathological liar a few times in the past but he just claims it is for his own protection and maybe a slight hobby. Warning, he can be very emotional and his mood can switch to whatever he needs at that very moment. Hes’ an actor, what can he say? [b]Backstory[/b] “It all started on February~” looks down “[i]Oh?[/i] We are starting around the prison mine? Not the birth of me. Okay. I see.” [i]Dramatically clears throat.[/i] “Okay so this is how it went… I was in a bar somewhere in Folgehallow? Furhowl? I cannot remember the town but does that really matter? I didn’t think so. There were these three guys across the bar talking about a poker game and oh my god. I would have to tell you the prettiest lady walked by and I completely got distracted. I mean so distracted that I had to walk up to her and say hi and she clearly hated me. I continued to shoot my shot. Get to the point? Okay. Okay. Just settle down. So after being backhanded by the woman and getting a drink poured on my head. I decided to walk over to the table that was speaking about the poker game. A big gambling event was happening that next Saturday and damn, it sounded good. I ended up playing poker with the three gentlemen, amazing guys, but they figured out I was swindling them and you know? You know. You know… They were not happy about it. They were more or less pissed off you could say. I could say a few more words about the tall skinny one but I will keep those to myself. [i]Between you and me, a girl could punch harder than him.[/i] But don’t record that back to me. So, after I got done swindling them and beat. I still got the majority of their money. I know. I know. I’m good at what I do but I was heading towards that gambling event like tomorrow was yesterday and yesterday was never going to happen. I wasn’t going to arrive at the event location till the night before so I have three days ~ Oh? You just want me to skip to the event location and why I ended up in the prison mine. You are no fun, you know that? Anything I say will be used against me? Are you a guard or something? Wait! Stupid question. You are clearly a guard, you were the one that brought me here to the mine. Why am I answering these questions? You should already know, you and your friends arrested me. Ow! Not so hard. I could have sat down by myself. Okay. Okay! I’ll continue at the event location just show a little patience. Gosh. You must have grown up in a barn or something. Oh? You did. I mean. That’s wonderful! Good for you! Oh, oh no. I wasn’t trying to offend your mother or father or family. It really is a good thing you grew up on a farm. Who needs the educa~ Okay. I’ll continue my story. So, where was I? The girl at the bar was beautiful… That’s too far back? Okay. Okay. I got to the gambling location and you know, I make an honest living most of the time and I didn’t realize these guys were real ballers, per se. In the middle of the poker game, I did a few tricks by then but I think one of them started catching on. I ended up getting called out and I tried detesting the claims. They were not true one could say. I believe the real reason I ended up here is because two idiots tried grabbing me and I jumped onto the poker table, ruined everything, and got caught. After I got caught, you two idiots~ I MEAN GUARDS. You lovely, lovely guards. You realized I was wanted for a swindle back in… in… Shhhh. I think, what? Oh, yes. Ridges Gate. How could I forget that place, it made me rich. Then you figured out my face was placed around a few other places too and now I am here and what are my charges? Se-Several years you say? God. That sounds too long. Can we figure out something? Maybe? No! No. I’m not trying to bribe a guard at all! I have nothing you say? I do have things. You should visit my house down south in Portage. You would love the scenery. You probably would look great with a tan. Amazing even. Girls would love you. Strong muscles. Oh? You have a wife. I- I mean, what a lucky girl. You, sir, are a very lucky man. I tried the commitment thing a few times and I can tell you, it-it is hard. It’s exhausting. Oh? It’s time for me to switch to prison clothes? Okay. Let’s do this thing! I bet it is a party there. [i]God these two suck…[/i] I DIDN’T say anything! Nope. I’m just being…me? Myself. Pretty great, I have to be honest. Okay. I will shut up now. I rather not be beat. Okay. I’m shutting up. You don’t have to tell me again. Sorry. [i]I'll be quiet now.[/i] [b]Class[/b] Bard [b]Notable Skills and Abilities[/b] A fantastic master musician that knows how to play several instruments. He would say the has a pretty decent singing voice as well which isn’t inaccurate. Has a way with words to help him get out of most situations unharmed or be a distraction. He hates being a distraction for many reasons. Is actually really good at his “magician tricks” when it comes to getting ahead of the game and earning more money at gambling games and the like. He is actually very talented at gambling games without the tricks. He is great at networking. For some reason, he somehow knows everyone in some way shape or form. Most do not have good things to say about them but he has done a lot for others. Plus he always remembers those I.O.U.s Kristo is actually an amazing cook and somehow is great at fishing and sailing as well. If you need a captain to captain the ship or row a simple rowboat, he is your man. He will get tired from the rowboat tho. Fishing and sailing have given him amazing knot-tying skills and he will tell you all about it. He loves showing off the “undoable” knot to people. He knows how to navigate on and off-land very well. He can get you from point A to point B without much issue, usually. Also has been told he has a pretty face and a great smile. Kristo believes that counts as a great skill. [b]Anything else[/b] Kristo has very sensitive ears. He hates the sound of silverware scratching against a plate or bowl or whatever. He will tell you he hates it too. Plus the sound of someone biting the silverware, the noise of their teeth meeting the metal is torturous to him. He will whine about it. [url=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=txbbFWYpCOk]Theme song[/url] [/hider]