[quote=@Techspert]
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*Cranes my neck to look at my boat behind me and in a split second decision, bursts into a backwards leap, embedding the point of my scythe into the dull wood of the vessel with a thud, locking it in place and dangling from the handle above the river's water*
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[quote=@Legend]
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*Snips the thread in two, adopting a scarlet hue before dissolving in either direction*
This was fun.
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*Several of us observe, silently*