[quote=@Zmija Sebastian]

Eeyore the Mercenary;
Level 1.
Standard Dexterity-Levels. {I will not Roll. I will for the Role-Play, though} (W-What are standard levels? I played D&D only once, and it was total infiltration. It [i]was[/i] the Dungeons & Dragons Adventurer's League, which gave me a Adventurer's Code, but they were in mid-adventure so I was made automatic "Champion" and given quick-stats for it) I showed an image of a Viperoid I drew so they'd corrupt themselves to allow their magic-gayness to allow me in; probably thought I'd be a beast worth sacrificing to tell their warlock-homo about archons to get close to fey... but I succeeded in Slayer and out-ranged them, leaving the Tomb of Annihilation before the boss fight. Now I can Master Player, such as here (with rolls), and not be a mere "character".
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I can help you create a D&D 5e character sheet as well.
 
The standard array for stats is 15, 14, 13, 12, 10, and 8 to arrange for your stats (Strength, Dexterity, Constitution, Intelligence, Wisdom, and Charisma), as you see fit, if you don't want to roll for your stats, (4d6 drop the lowest for each of your stats)