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*After several agonizing minutes, gathers the strength to pull myself the few millimeters above the river, still suspended by the boat over its surface, then yanks myself into the hull, gasping for breath*
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Look at you, you did it!
*The thread resubstantiates itself, zipping away from you and connecting to the other end*
But now that you've been baptized by the river, what's next for you?