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Dragons are super awesome at spotting shit. This one time, my pathfinder Monk/Rogue tried to sneak up on a dragon by painting himself with golden paint and crawling one inch every hour, the fucker saw him coming miles away.
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You used gold paint? Everyone knows dragons can spot the color gold easily. You have to use fuchsia paint next time. If all else fails you can slowly approach them while doing a hand stand as well rather then crawling.

Some dragons aren't the sharpest crayon in the box when it comes to detecting threats.

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