Ah, 1994. Message boards, BBS—Oh, god, BBS—, intra-nets, so few websites one could shake a stick at them with enough time and energy, dial-up, fax machines, dot-matrix printers, cassette tapes, boomboxes, VCR players and VHS tapes, the advent of the DVD, phone lines disconnecting internet service providers, AOL, Yahoo, no Google, Amazon being founded. What a time to be alive.

One could only send email if they shared a provider or mutually paid for a third party program. What a time.