[i][center][h2]Part Seven: Outnumbered, Outgunned, Outplanned, [color=ed1c24]Out Of Cheesecake?![/color][/h2][/center][/i]

Ice Reaver: Bailey! What the heck!? BrokenPromise, can you yell at them?

BrokenPromise: No.

Ice Reaver: But… you just turned Dark Cloud into a rotisserie chicken… you can’t- Bailey just-

BrokenPromise: No.

IceReaver: B-

Nakushita: I’ll yell at them if you want.

Ice Reaver: Who the cheesecake are you!?

Nakushita: My name is Nakushita. You must be Ice Reaver, leader of the Pro-cheesecakers.

Ice Reaver: Yeah… why… What side are you on…?

Nakushita: Oh- well, I’m on your side, but I can see the Anti-Cakers’s reasoning as I can see through murky water. Wait- I can’t, that metaphor made no sense.

Jonisca: You’re not wrong.

“Ah. Jonisca. Welcome to the pantry.”

Jonisca: Oh, I’m only here because we ran out of cheesecake batter.

“WAIT WHAT!?” This reaction was shared by everybody, except for Jonisca herself and Nakushita- the latter having no idea why this was a bad thing. “Bailey!! Prepare my Cadillac!”

BaileyBlue302: We have a Cadillac?

“JUST DO IT!”

Bailey hurried off to prepare the Cadillac, though they didn't really know why a disembodied Voice wanted to have a car at the ready, they could only guess. [i]This is getting out of hand quickly,[/i] They posted in the status bar. This status was met by one 'like' from everybody in the immediate vicinity. That added up to ten likes, a record high for Bailey's status (this has since been broken by an 11-like status). Of course, that meant they missed an [b]EPIC. FOOD. FIIIIIIIGHT![/b] 

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[center][i]I dramatized that, probably. -The Author[/i][/center]
“Now. Which of you wants to die first?”

BrokenPromise: How about none of us?

Hungry Vandal: Nope.

Red Rust: Wait- another person we have to fight?

Hungry Vandal: I’m just spectating. Dunno what you’re talking about.

“KILL THEM, VANDAL!”

Ice Reaver: Really?

Hungry Vandal: What? Huh? Sorry, I don’t take orders from-

Dark Cloud: Kill them, ple-
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It started when my boss, Jerald, ordered me to prepare his Cadillac. I didn't even know we had one! So I go into the back with Jonisca and we look around for the car. Only there's not a car. But there is a cow. And yes, I'm serious. I never joke about these things. I look at Jonisca and Jonisca looks at me. She gestures to a sign above the cow's pen that reads "Cadillac" and a smirk crosses her face. I'm starting to think she planned it, but I'm not sure. After all, I’m not really sure who to trust at the moment.

Anyway. I approach the cow and try to saddle it- because that’s the logical thing to do, right? Apparently not. It bites my hand. First of all, being bitten by a cow hurts. Second of all, WHY DO COWS BITE- I THOUGHT THEY WERE VEGITARIAN! Apparently, I was wrong. Anyhow- I start saddling up the cow and it lets me this time and yeah. Then I just wait with Jonisca. Just waiting, for Jerarld, as always. After a minute I open the metaphorical floodgates and literal gate and let the cow out. I mean, what else was I supposed to do?! I didn't expect a war cry!
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