[quote=@Techspert]
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[i]You took my daughter![/i]
*Unloads the entire magazine into your center of mass, each shot aimed further into the past than the last*
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*Takes a step backward in time with every shot*

[quote=@Spiritblitz]
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I wonder if my brother has eaten some of your peeps or other time peeps.
*fires multiple shots at the ground near you that explode violently*
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*Now further back in time, interrupts you mid-sentence to slide toward you and jab the scissors into your stomach like a shiv*