[quote=@Meta]
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*Takes a step backward in time with every shot*

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*Now further back in time, interrupts you mid-sentence to slide toward you and jab the scissors into your stomach like a shiv*
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oop! 
*winces and grits my teeth as I grab your arm and places the hilt of my plasma blade on your chest, activating it as your scissor blade is in me*