[@Martian] and anyone else who reads this:

Unfortunately, I think I'm going to can this RP before it starts. This RP hasn't really gathered much interest both here and in the check. I've also been distracted elsewhere, namely the holidays (dealing with hyper-anxious dogs around fireworks) and dealing with another RP of mine that is currently actively imploding. I'm sorry if I've wasted anyone's time, but I honestly don't think much will come out of it on top of it being an awkward time for me to GM something.