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*Enormous cracks open up along the surface on impact, releasing uncountable armies of additional tendrils, all of which worm toward you and seem to move faster when not in your direct line of sight, but the larger of which approach in no hurry*
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I'd be horrified to imagine what this thing could do if it got its hands on either of you.
*Lifts my hand and manifests a small blue ball from my palm, which begins spinning rapidly and blasting lasers from its surface rapidly and erratically at all approaching entities like a disco ball of death*