[quote=@Magnanimity]
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I'd be horrified to imagine what this thing could do if it got its hands on either of you.
*Lifts my hand and manifests a small blue ball from my palm, which begins spinning rapidly and blasting lasers from its surface rapidly and erratically at all approaching entities like a disco ball of death*
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No kidding.
*Each of the lasers are coated in an aura of holy golden light, which adds additional piercing effects to the entity*