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Pete Holmes

This is a pretty sweet gig. Sure, you have to order everything off Amazon and shit because the town has always been so small, but you just get to chill out by the radio all night, smoking. And serving customers, sometimes. Otherwise you can listen to all the prog you want, smoke all the doob you've got, and carefully chart the extent of Reptilian infiltration in the US government via their Illuminati puppets.
You've got a little grow operation in the storage shed, and Lottie doesn't know. She's kind of a stick in the mud. Anyway, this job doesn't pay so much, so you need that op to pay rent and take care of mom. Jerry is a pretty chill guy, even if his music is a bit heavy. Seems highly strung lately.
You've carefully lined your little service box with tinfoil to keep out any behaviour altering rays and there's a minifridge full of Dr. Pepper & Jack Daniels under your seat – it's all good in here.
When you're officially on break, rather than just technically, you like to go look at the stars – you can see them all so clearly out here. The best thing about living so far out. Your dad was an astronomer before cancer got him. Mom, well… you visit, but she doesn’t hide her disapproval easily. You send her money or buy her necessities every week.

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