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Vorpal.
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Vorpal's much better, thank you.

[quote=@Venus]
[@Roman] Maybe someone along the lines of Robert Sheehan? I know he's probably kinda old, but that's the first person that came to my mind when I read the sheet lol.
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Robert Sheehan a bit too cheery-faced for what I'm going for but it put me along the right lines. Robert Sheehan -> Misfits -> Joe Gilgun -> This is England. 

Although if someone has a scrangly-er, scruffier, more-beat-up pick I'm all ears.