[quote=@Melodious]
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*Air bubbles up in front of my face, presumably from “speaking” underwater*
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Oh, there's a trick to that one! You've gotta talk into the bubbles for them to get the sound, not the water. I see that mixup—
*Waves my arm across horizontally*
[i]All[/i] the time.