[quote=@Zeal]
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*waits patiently*
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*Looks back and forth, out of sight*
What am I gonna...
*Grins a mischievous grin and fills a jug with water, then marks three X's on the bottle with a sharpie, then walks back out with mini glasses with tiny umbrellas*

[quote=@Melodious]
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I can't blame you in the slightest, really.

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Absolutely not. If I've had one, I definitely haven't been doing it.
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Plus, there are so many [i]better[/i] things to do.