[b][color=#a4161a]"Isn't it a bit too much to shoot the cook?"[/color][/b]

Wow, Sparky's well and trully [i]pissed[/i]. It's actually kinda hot. Yvonne blinked, looking at the somewhat overdone but otherwise perfectly fine salmon. Shrugging, she took the avaiable fork and split off a small chunk to sample.

[b][color=#a4161a]"My parents not-so-subtly keep trying to throw me at him, when I was younger. Parties, balls, gathering, just about anything. Met Kirsten from time to time. It didn't really worked out the way they intended, I was way too young back then. But different story this time around, yeah?"[/color][/b] The history was told rather flatly, for Yvonne saw nothing particularly important to emphasize. She chewed on the salmon for a moment, grimacing a bit before placing the fork back down. [b][color=#a4161a]"Ah, I see the issue. It's not a fresh piece, and the cook tried to cover it by cooking it too thoroughly. Shoot him an extra time for me when you get down there, would you kindly?"[/color][/b]

It wasn't exactly [i]bad[/i], per se, but for an event of this magnitude? Way below expectations.